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Thursday, August 27, 2009

India vs Rest of the World

From now onwards, i will try to compare India with other countries in the world. For a better start, let's compare India with Pakistan.

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INDIA -

India is a US $1.2 tn economy (Is something wrong ???)
Famous for corruption, pollution, population
Per capita Income of (just) US $2,762
Population - 1,147,995,904. Thanks to Pakistan it's under control (by frequent Bomb Blasts)
Aim :
  • To become number one in corruption in the world
  • To sell India to countries like China, Pakistan etc. (It's actually a very long list...)

PAKISTAN -

Pakistan is a US $167 bn economy (Poor Pakistan)
Famous for terrorism, jihad, telling lies, blaming other nations and most importantly, famous for begging to US
Per capita Income of (a whopping) US $2,739 (Too much...)
Population - 172,800,048. Thanks to US that it's well under control (frequent bombing by Drones)
Aim :
  • To capture Kashmir from India and still not becoming satisfied
  • To setup more training camps for terrorists with latest technology
So, the winner of the match is .... Actually it's a TIE, as both countries are good at whatever they do. So, keep going...

Thursday, August 6, 2009